we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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