We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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