it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
