no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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