Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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