After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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