I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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