It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I think your dad took our porno
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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