How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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