im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
