So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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