dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
do herpes really smell.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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