it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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