Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Randomize
