i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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