dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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