just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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