So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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