Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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