Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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