so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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