He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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