did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
one might say we're banned from that church
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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