hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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