She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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