Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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