oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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