Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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