i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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