Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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