You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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