i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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