1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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