Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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