Non-Jews are for practice
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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