He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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