Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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