If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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