what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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