AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Is Oprah even human
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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