how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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