she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom