We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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