are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize