girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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