We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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