if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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