so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks