You don't have asthma, your pregnant
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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