Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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