So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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