Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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